A weird thing happened to me on my way to work. I have no idea why or what I actually heard now, but I do know that when I heard it, it was so funny (and real) to me, I added it to my list of blog ideas I keep in my phone…… yet now???? Who knows?!!?!!
There I was, driving to work, the same way I always do, listening to the same station I always listen to, when this commercial came on. It was about an RV campground east of the area where I live. The reason it caught my attention was that it was in my area and to my knowledge I had never known or heard of an RV campground with as many amenities as this one had near my casa. It had everything you could ever want to camp with: pool, hot tub, mini golf, internet connections, games, fun, food, etc!! Like I could literally go on a mini vacay minutes from my house! Awesomesauce I say!
So i was listening to all the details about it……..and then they gave the name of it. And I swear to GOD on everything I hold dear, the name I heard them say on this radio station was…………. GIZEM TRAIL RV CAMPGROUND.
Seriously!!!!! That is what I heard. I literally stopped in my virtual tracks ( I was driving, I couldn’t physically just stop in the middle of the road. Duh). I at first thought I heard it wrong, but then heard them say the name two more times, TWO MORE TIMES and burst into spontaneous hysterical laughter–I was still giggling like mad when I got to work. Hell, I am still giggling as I type it. Yes. I am a teenager. Hush. Gizem. Teehee.
I was thinking to myself, how fucking awesome is that, and I wish I had an RV just to stay there so I could literally say, ” I totally camped at the Gizem Trail”. The connotations here are freakin’ endless!!!
Anyway, I came to work, with the intentions of blogging about this fabulously named RV campground. But when I went to Google it, so I could link it up to my blog so I could actually have proof this place existed? Yeah, I got NOTHING!!!! I checked all kinds of ways. NOTHING! Nothing to be found on anything even closely resembling the name “Gizem Trail” that I swear I heard them say on the radio. GRRRRRRRR
Maybe all that talk about my past drug adventures has brought on some flashbacks?? And now I am hallucinating?? I’ve heard that LSD can reside in your spinal cord for years…so maybe I popped my back just right or something??
Or maybe I just took a quick detour into the gutter…….